May I say Toddler D does not help his case when he gets down on his hands and knees and does this:
Bethany, one of my favorite baristas at Caribou, suggested if Fritz had more squeaky toys, he would chew on Toddler D less. I must say so far it’s working pretty well. When he starts gnawing on D, I squeak a toy and whoopee it’s a party. Unfortunately, D thinks it’s fun too.