There wasn’t enough tasty Tassimo latte in the world to compensate for the falling snow when I got up this morning. (The sun came out and melted most of it or I would have shown you.) It was falling in giant fluffy flakes. Very beautiful. Very Currier and Ives.
But it was snowing, and there’s no guarantee it will get above 40 degrees again before May. None.
I have met people in my time who actually thought the snow never melted in Minnesota. Seems odd our slogan would be “Land of 10,000 Lakes” if that were the case. Wouldn’t we brag about being “America’s Winter Playground” or something? (Is that Vermont?) At any rate, sometimes the snow does melt. Sometimes the grass is green. Sometimes the lakes are actually warm enough to swim.
Truth be told: That is not the case the majority of time here.
But we press bravely on and we sniff condescendingly at the people who ask us if we’ve ever worn shorts. We get our feeling bruised so easily up here. The Cohen brothers make a movie like Fargo and we roll our eyes. “We don’t talk like that!”
Yes, some of us do. The problem is most people trying to copy our accent do it very badly.
Or we watch a movie like New in Town (which was actually filmed in Canada). “We don’t dress like that. They weren’t very respectful of Minnesota.”
Well, no, but they weren’t very complimentary to the chippy from Miami either as far as I was concerned. I thought it was funny. In many ways, I thought it was a tribute to our kindness, our perseverance. And I know several women with the kind of seasonal “theme” sweaters as shown in that movie.
But for some reason, we let Garrison Keillor get away with being down right mean at times to us. (I am a huge fan. Do not misunderstand.) Why is this? He doesn’t actual live in Lake Woebegone, you know. I hate to spoil it for you, but there is no Lake Woebegone. He made the whole thing up, but he is dead on when he describes it. I live there. I know those people. And sometimes the descriptions aren’t very flattering.
Mr. Keillor actually lives in St. Paul. I think he has an apartment in New York City, too.
He’s totally cheating.